It’s true that I was wearing a wire,
but it was a thin one wound around
my right thigh; just a piece of raw metal.
and it wasn’t connected to anything.
I just like to wear wires occasionally.
But when Tony Caprizzi asked me
“Are you wearing a wire?”
I answered truthfully, and didn’t
have time to explain before he
Luckily, I was also wearing a tiny
webcam embedded in my glasses,
and the feds rushed in, shot Tony,
and I didn’t bleed to death.
Now I have a scar running across
my stomach, about the width
of a thick piece of wire,
hidden underneath my shirt.