I’m adapting this story I’m telling you,
changing it to fit my needs.
Mostly my need to just keep talking
now that I’ve begun
and have started to realize
that this story isn’t very good.
It’s kind of off topic actually.
And I can tell by the look on your face
that it’s not as funny as I thought it was.
Oh, and that last part
would have made more sense
if I had remembered to tell you
this other thing.
That I always thought of you
whenever I told this story before.
No, it’s true.
I thought of your patient demeanor
even when confronted with
and pointless stories.
But now I see you’ve changed.
Which is fine.
I can adapt this story to include that.