A doctor and patient in an exam room. The patient has a crude bandage on his arm.
Doctor
Well, let’s get this bandage off and take a look.
Patient
It really hurts.
The doctor unwraps the bandage. The patient winces. The doctor peers at the wound.
Doctor
Ooooh, ouchie.
Patient
What?
The doctor has turned to his computer and types while he speaks his observations.
A Fruit Salad of Harm 